Training

We have to take "Standards of Business Conduct" training - and I use the word training loosely here - about once a year. It consists of watching really horribly acted little skits and then answering whether we think it was a good or a bad thing (hint, the answer is always "you will be fired"). Thanks to this round of training I now know that I shouldn't

• Display hard core porn during a presentation to a customer - specifically kiddy porn. It is generally frowned upon to have porn on any company computer.
• Funnel money to a shell company under my name or a name of a relative.
• Use the company credit card to fund a night of wild debauchery.

Thank goodness for training or I'd never have known how to act in these ethically gray areas. Though I am still a little unclear on the whole "baby eating" subject, hopefully that will be addressed next year.