some amusing snippets of text which have come my way recently.

From a UPS package I just sent, an unfortunately clipping: "Contents: Delphi SkyFi XM reciever and boomb" - that should say boombox but looks suspiciously like bomb. Hope it gets there.

"One of my kids peed on my computer table.... I have no idea why..."

From an ad: Rust holes on lower body and 2 tone blue paint..Not a "pretty" truck.. AC on all the time and alternator overcharges battery

I don't know why those last two amuse me so much.


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