down he goes

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Man, it's a good thing I'm not 8 years old.

Driving to work I glance over and see a man in a flannel shirt and baseball cap just deck Santa Claus. Years of milk and cookies have not helped his fighting fisique either and he goes down like a sack of potatoes. The flannel man steps over him and proceeds to beat the living crap out of the jolly old elf, tossing his jiggling fat carcass all over the place.

It's of course at this time that I realise santa is in fact an inflatable display that's lost about half of its air and the flannel man is the store owner struggling to stand him back up.

traumatic to see none the less.


Crap! I put 50 bucks on Santa. He didn't even put up a fight. Stupid fat man.

You're supposed to wake up _before_ you start the commute to work... ;)

had me on the edge of my seat until that last part....first thing that popped into my mind "was oh great, another drunk Santa"...I think they should have to do a back ground check, to included credit report along with 5 good references in order to buy or rent a Santa costume...but that getting off the point

Seriously, in a battle of Redneck vs. Santa...I'd put my money on the fat man. No one said anything about him being an inflatable toy until after all bets were taken. Grumble.

I love Tiff ;)

Thanks, Mike :).


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