Training

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We have to take "Standards of Business Conduct" training - and I use the word training loosely here - about once a year. It consists of watching really horribly acted little skits and then answering whether we think it was a good or a bad thing (hint, the answer is always "you will be fired"). Thanks to this round of training I now know that I shouldn't
  • Display hard core porn during a presentation to a customer - specifically kiddy porn. It is generally frowned upon to have porn on any company computer.
  • Funnel money to a shell company under my name or a name of a relative.
  • Use the company credit card to fund a night of wild debauchery.
Thank goodness for training or I'd never have known how to act in these ethically gray areas. Though I am still a little unclear on the whole "baby eating" subject, hopefully that will be addressed next year.

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Wow, can't wait to hear the outcome of sexual harassment 'training'...

no staring at tits in meetings. also, crotch-grabbing is not an acceptable substitute for shaking hands.

So wait, is softcore OK then? Software, softcore, I get confused so easily.

We all know crotch-grabbing is not acceptable - what about the football-style chest bump?

Please define "wild debauchery"...as the Oracle Amex has bore the brunt of many festivities that could falkl into that category

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