I've got a book that's sort of a "how to be evil" guide - sort of like those worst case scenario books but more instructional. Early on there's a quiz to see how fit to be evil you are. I don't have nightmares about unicorns and puppy dogs but I'm apparently at least a little bit above zero on the evilness scale.
Someone decided to make a MySpace account and use my work email address for some reason. Over the last few days he and "katie" have been having a long conversation wherein he tells her he loves her and then calls her a raging bitch because she's working at hooters and that's no place for the mother of his child to be workin' - he won't have his kid be raised in da hood - and he's challenged her new man to a race (presumably for "honor").
So now I've gotten a "change email confirmation" message and my options are thus.
- let him change his email address
- delete his account
- send out lots and lots of messages his friends list with all sorts of inane and/or creative tirades.
You of course forgot the evil option number 4 (but of course you started the post with establishing your low evilness factor): 4. change his password and have a little fun with his account (while he presumably sits at home, weeping uncontrollably with rage, and hoping he gets a chance to 'race' you). You could of course change the password, and pass the account onto a more Evil friend, who could have this fun while you sit back and watch...
3 or 4, for sure. think of how much fun you could have!
fish67!
Uh, wow. Moderator, cleanup on aisle four?
Fish67 was my original suggestion to him as well... ;)
Patrick, that was an elaborate expression of Tourette's. change the password. do it. do it.
Make the walls bleed! We own you!